Seeing someone pulled over by the cops is the adult version of seeing a kid get spanked in the grocery store
The quicker you raise, the harder you fall
Thats why I keep chasing
I feel like one of those people who are so freaking miserable that they can’t be around normal people. Like I’ll infect the happy people.
- Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy (via wordsnquotes)
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who has a car i will pay u $10 to run me over
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When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.
35440) I always end up with unexplained bruises everywhere.
nue:
i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff
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